Score Monger sings "Donnie Scores"

By scoring whenever he had the chance, Donnie's living the dream, and Score Monger's here to sing about it.

LYRICS
Donnie McDonahue is scoring on a whim
The best year ever, yeah where do I begin?
He goes to any show on a sold out night
Gets tickets anytime because his credit’s so fine

Graduated college met the lady of his life
Scored his dream job- live music every night
It’s all because he checks his credit score
He says…

iScored, just being me
I check my score while at the beach
Score where I stand or where I sit,
Even while I take a sh*t

iScored with her, she’s in my bed
“Scoring’s amazing!” - that’s what she said,
It’s so easy just to score when you’re bored,
That’s how iScored.
That’s how iScored.